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Tell him how your phone was acting strangely, and you could have a date
Last week, a guy shopping in Ocean State Job Lot in Westborough noticed you. You being a redhead on crutches with a cell phone that was apparently doing "weird things" while you were shopping. We're not sure what your cell phone could have been up to, but if you can prove you're the woman, this man wants to talk with you. He would have talked to you then, but it would have been "weird" because he had his child with him.
The guy's straight, but he really likes the way you cut his hair
Hey Mark, a hair stylist in Shrewsbury—there's a guy who goes into your salon and gets his do done by you, and he "likes it." He likes it so much that this straight man would like to tell you he fantasizes about you. Apparently, your eyes lock on occasion. Next time, he asks, please hand him a business card with your number. "I'll know what to do from there," he writes.
This story is free for you, if you can read Chinese
Someone in Westborough is parting with a "very touching story" for free, to anyone who wishes to have this story. The story is written in Chinese, and there is no indication as to what the story is about. But it's yours, for free.
Grafton pizza needs a pizza maker
Grafton Pizza is looking for an experienced sandwich and pizza maker for a part-time position at the shop. You must apply in person, and here are the details.
Great deal on Barbie DVDs, if you happen to be looking for Barbie DVDs
Don't spend top dollar. This person in Shrewsbury is getting rid of a slew of Barbie DVDs, including such memorable hits as "Mariposa,""Swan Lake" and "Fairytopia." Oh, and there's also "Mermaidia." Perhaps the naming method was inspired by Metallica, or vice versa.